FIRST AND FOREMOST

2010-10-12T19:22:00.000-07:00

So, I totally had this blog already set up but the last time I'd used it was in, like, 2007. Fucking insanity, right? And all the posts back then were just about how annoying work was and me pretending that the Smashing Pumpkins were a good band(I was young. So sue me.)

NOW it'll just be about OTHER bands that I think might be good now, and also how annoying work is.

Oh, and my cat. He's so fat. FatCat. Why you gotta be so fat?

Anyway, I have a bad track record with these things. I tend to go on the same cycle every time:
1)Update on a steady schedule.
2)Miss a post or two.
3)Once every two weeks,
4.)Once every few months.
5)Never again.
6)Restart
7)Return to point one after six years.

Hopefully I can break that cycle this time, but as anyone who knows me will say: "Chris? Oh, he's the guy with the sweet car and dashing good looks. And also, he doesn't update his blogs." Fuck you, whoever's talking about me. I'll kill you.

I guess what it boils down to is this: I'm not going to treat this like an essay depository, I'm not going to spend time handcrafting beautiful posts that will make all of you contemplate suicide because you know after reading them no other text will be nearly as good, and the mere thought of reading something else will make you shit yourself in despair. I could do that, but I wont.

Because I care too much about you guys and your pants.

No. What I'll do with this is treat it as a stream of consciousness depository. I'll drop whatever I'm thinking about in here and use my iPhone(tm) to try to keep up with it while I go do my "girl about town" thing.

Or at least I'll try.

Oh, and this picture makes me piss myself laughing.

HARVEY DENT. CAN HE BE TRUSTED?

Oh, how hawkward!

FIRST AND FOREMOST